Literally none of you have a right to complain about being single. I overheard a conversation between two girls at a dining hall stressing how impossible it is to find a nice guy to date at school. BULLSHIT. The ratio at this school is 70/30. Yeah there’s the dorky, shut-ins, but proportionally, there’s just as many of their female counterparts, still leaving a 70/30 ratio. I don’t mean to make an over-generalization, but I’ve discovered a few patterns amongst the “unfortunate”:

• Extremely picky and looking for the perfect man who doesn’t even exist
• Unwilling to go out of their comfort zone to meet the guys who really are sweet, caring, funny, etc. all because they aren’t Backstreet Boy quality
• Fucking psycho to the point where guys don’t want to date them
• Generally put off by the fact that it’s RPI and “no cute boys come here”
• Would rather sleep with said “cute boys” than date them.

Granted, this doesn’t mean every girl I know at school. There are the few who are stable, and like me, just normally don’t have luck with the opposite sex. This isn’t about them. This is about the spazzes who make it their’s and everyone else’s concern. And no, this isn’t some pissed off nerd rant because I can’t get a girl. I have someone, and I can guarantee she would agree that I’m just a normal guy at RPI and she’s a normal girl here too. Woah. Mind fucking blown.