1. Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s...

    dallasclayton:

    HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)

    Buy a falconer’s glove.

    Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.

    Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

    Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

    If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…

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      Stranger Danger lessons from childhood, only...candy. Nice story though.
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      dear dallas, be mine.
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      I am 100% serious when I say that would totally work on me.
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      This is just… amazing. xD
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