December 2010
15 posts
No one should be this upset this close to Christmas.
What the hell is wrong with me?
This occurred to me
Although it may not seem like it, I truly believe I’d be an amazing boyfriend, given the opportunity. I constructed a small list of pros and cons of me as a datable dude:
Pros
I like to/can cook
Passionate
Funny
Spontaneous
Creative/Random
Sweet/Caring
Selective memory
Attractive (dependent on the day)
I do my own thing (not clingy)
Cons
Kind of an asshole
Low self-esteem...
okay
I need to be less of a romantic and right-brained spaz.
It’s good for most things, but damn, not this.
Nice
Mom: So how many more tattoos are you thinking about getting.
Me: After this, 2.
Mom: Don’t you think people will get the wrong idea about you?
Me: Well you won’t see them unless I’m shirtless or shoeless… besides, aren’t you supposed to teach me not to care what others think?
Mom: Hmm…
Yeah, thought so.
“I’ve got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed...”
– J. K. Rowling (via taxiyellow, laceandlattes) (via sumanamonomnom)
I don’t get it. Hermione is still a cutie.
gr,
it’s come to the point where everything you do or say irritates the hell out of me.
awesome.
Ohhh Shit
I might have finally found someone worth dating that I can actually talk to. WOO! :)