January 2012
12 posts
December 2011
12 posts
Today I found out the theme song to Windwaker is a harmonious orchestra of the Earth and Wind God’s Arias. I love this game.
Holy shit, they know me →
Procrastination
So we meet again.
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
5 posts
March 2011
1 post
Dear Women of RPI
Literally none of you have a right to complain about being single. I overheard a conversation between two girls at a dining hall stressing how impossible it is to find a nice guy to date at school. BULLSHIT. The ratio at this school is 70/30. Yeah there’s the dorky, shut-ins, but proportionally, there’s just as many of their female counterparts, still leaving a 70/30 ratio. I...
February 2011
6 posts
If only
If only someone else could actually see the amount of fuck that goes on in my brain.
hey you
i like you.
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
January 2011
24 posts
Goal for this semester
To become the most genuinely nice person I can possible become.
Totally still gunna be a sarcastic fuck, though,
What I need
I know what kind of girl I want, but not what kind of girl I would need.
I need someone who talks with her mouthful.
I need someone who’s sarcastic.
I need someone who is humbling, but makes me feel wanted.
I need someone who understands my love for running.
I need someone who loves Italian cooking and can handle me making dinner for her on a weekly basis.
I need someone who laughs at...
Day one: Weird things you do when you’re alone.
I sing… it’s not really weird, but it’s one of the only things I don’t do around other people. I do weird shit all the time.
Astrology
Zodiacs have changed me from a Scorpio to a Libra… cool? I guess this is supposed to change my personality and my choices or some nonsense, but I think I’ll just stick with being me.
”A wasted investment of your valuable time and money is in your close future.”
Watch out ladies and gentlemen, they’re out to get you.
You've gotta be kidding me →